rottweiler7575's Blog

Folks you have seen my blogs dealing with many Issues and it seems that it is

catching on Nation Wide..... Your vote would help alot

Thanks

Walt

Most of the American populace thinks it improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control kids when they have one of 'those moments.'

One that I found effective is for me to just take the child for a car ride and talk.
 
Some say it's the vibration from the car, others say it's the time away from any distractions such as TV, Video Games, Computer, IPod, etc.
 
Either way, my kids usually calm down and stop misbehaving after our car ride together.  Eye to eye contact helps a lot too.
 
I've included a photo below of one of my sessions with my son, in case you would like to use the technique.

 
This works with grandchildren, nieces, and nephews as well

This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Wal-mart in Arkansas.
They hired him because he was so funny.....

NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Old Bastard)
SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate)
DESIRED POSITION:  Company's President or Vice President.  But seriously, whatever's available.   If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place
DESIRED SALARY:  $185,0 00 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package.  If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD:  Target for middle management hostility.
PREVIOUS SALARY:  A lot less than I 'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT:  My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK:  Any.
PREFERRED HOURS:  1:30-3:30 p.m.  Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?:  Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment .
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?:  If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.?:  Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?:  I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes, so they tell me.
DO YOU SMOKE?:  On the job - no!  
                              On my breaks - yes!
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread.  Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
NEAREST RELATIVE....7 miles
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?:  Oh yes, absolutely.
   ***Old People Rock!

This guy has a great sense of Humor  !!  To bad they don't keep it after getting the job..

Date: Wednesday, July 23, 2008, 6:18 AM
> I don't know each of your personal political
> convictions, and apologize if anyone finds this offensive.
> I thought it was important enough to share. This is
> Jeff's first hand view of Senator Obama.
>
> Tiffany
>
> ---------- Forwarded Message ----------
> Hello everyone,
> As you know I am not a very political person. I just wanted
> to pass along that Senator Obama came to Bagram Afghanistan
> for about an hour on his visit to 'The War Zone'. I
> wanted to share with you what happened.
> He got off the plane and got into a bullet proof vehicle,
> got to the area to meet with the Major General (2 Star) who
> is the commander here at Bagram.
>
> As the Soldiers were lined up to shake his hand he blew
> them off and didn't say a word as he went into the
> conference room to meet the General. As he finished, the
> vehicles took him to the ClamShell (pretty much a big top
> tent that military personnel can play basketball or work
> out in with weights) so he could take his publicity
> pictures playing basketball. He again shunned the
> opportunity to talk to Soldiers to thank them for their
> service.
>
> So really he was just here to make a showing for the
> American's back home that he is their candidate for
> President. I think that if you are going to make an effort
> to come all the way over here you would thank those that
> are providing the freedom that they are providing for you.
>
> I swear we got more thanks from the NBA Basketball Players
> or the Dallas Cowboy Cheer leaders than from Senator, who
> wants to be the President of the United States . I just
> don't understand how anyone would want him to be our
> Commander-and-Chief. It was almost that he was scared to be
> around those that provide the freedom for him and our great
> country.
>
> If this is blunt and to the point I am
> sorry but I wanted you all to know what kind of caliber of
> person he really is. What you see in the news is all fake.
> >>
> In service,
> CPT Jeffrey S. Porter
> Battle Captain
> TF Wasatch
> American Soldier
 

Cpt Jeffy Porter is a friend of our family,  I believe Obama is showing his true colors and he wants to be the LEADER of our Country..........

It has been reported in the News that Winter Park is laiding off 1 of their K-9's

What in the World is the City of Winter Park thinking?? Lay off  a Commisioner before

you laid off a Police Dog.  A  K-9 can do the work of 3 men and can be more  useful than

any man. A k-9 dog is a Criminals worst  nightmare, they can smell the person hiding in

 a tree, under a car, in a shed, building or where ever he is hiding, a dog can do the job in

minutes that would take a man hours or days. If I lived in Winter Park I would be at City

Hall every day till they found another place to cut the $25,000,  Every person living in

Winter Park should be calling everyday and demanding they keep the DOG,  After all it 's

their lives that are being put at risk,  with CRIME  going up.  Park  the MAYORS Car , that

should more than make up $25,000.

DON"T LET YOUR GOVERNMENT TAKE K-9 COPS OFF THE ROAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange
Officer: May I see your driver's license
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen.
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK!!
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation
Captain: Sir, can I see your license
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.

Do you think this would work??? Hope it puts a smile on your face......

Have you ever heard that a dog "knows" when an earthquake is about to hit?

Have you ever heard that a dog can "sense" when a tornado is stirring up, even 20 miles away?

Do you remember hearing that before the December tsunami struckSoutheast Asia , dogs started running frantically away from the seashore, at breakneck speed?
 
Do you know that dogs can detect cancer and other serious illnesses and danger of fire?

Somehow they always know when they can 'go for a ride' before you even ask and how do those dogs and cats get home from hundreds of miles away?

I'm a firm believer that animals  - and especially dogs - have keen insights into the Truth.

And you can't tell me that dogs can't sense a potentially terrible disaster well in advance
 
 
Simply said, a dog just KNOWS when something isn't right .. . when  impending doom is upon us . . they'll always try to warn us....!!

Wal-Mart has everything!
 
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, 'My elbow hurts like hell.. I guess I'd better see a doctor.'

'Listen, you don' t have to spend that kind of money,' Mike replies.

'There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what 's wrong and what to do about it.

It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor.'

So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.

He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

'You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.'

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.

The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.

If we purchase a computer it will go to India.

If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.

If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan. If we purchase useless BLEEP it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the US. 

Hope this gives you something to think about ! Almost makes want to cry........

I'm so over hearing our Government Leaders whinning about MONEY !

Lets look at the waste and start there, before you start with your scare BS.

1) Police Cars should only be driven Home by SWAT MEMBERS and only in there own Cities or County's

2) Commissioners  should only have use of County or City Vehicles during working Hours only

3) Stop buying SUV's, Full Size P/U's, Full size Cars, etc. ONLY small cars & p/u's

4) Cut Salaries of all Upper County & City Management, Cut positions in Upper Management,

5) Cut out all travel and Dinner meetings- unless they are at McD's, buy the DVD

6) Combine Positions and Depts

7) STOP buying the latest & Greatest toys, you have more now than you use

8) Stop spending Money on New Furniture and remodeling of offices

9) Stop Printing everything in Spanish, This is AMERICA

10) Stop buying all these new lightbars for Police & Fire Vehicles, there is nothing wrong with the old bars ( the New ones are nice, but 3000-4000 each)

11) Stop spending all this Money on TV Cameras on every corner, just do your job

12) CUT OFF ALL SERVICES FOR ILLEGALS, ARREST THEM, they are here illegaly which means they are CRIMINALS....DEPORT THEM and there anchor kids too

13) REMOVE ALL KIDS OF ILLEGALS from our schools, NO PAY, NO EDUCATION

14) Make 1 LAW ENFORCEMENT DEPT & FIRE  per County, go to the METRO system

15) Make 1 Government per County, Do away with City Government

16) STOP BUILDING 40-100 million Dollar Schools

17) Stop paying double & Triple the price for land

18) FIRE all expressway Mangerment and start over, make them account for every penny spent and lower all salaries

19) FIRE all VOTRAN Management and start over again, Lower salaries and make them account for every penny

20) Make all Government leaders Pay raises by the voters only

21) FIRE THE SCHOOL SUPT & BOARD, again start over with lower salaries and make them account for every penny

22) Time to put into PLACE a FAST & SIMPLE way to Fire our leaders who don't perform and NO MORE BIG PACKAGES IF THEY ARE FIRED...They work for us !!

23) Make our Government less TOP HEAVY, we don't need a bunch of Chief's and no Indains...

24) Return the Power of Government to the People, WE ARE THERE BOSS, remember.

Everyday that goes by, we lose more Control of our Government, it's time to reel there butt's in and fire those who DON"T WANT TO WORK FOR THE PEOPLE..They need to be brought back down to earth, over the years  BIG, FAT, DUMB and HAPPY have become the Norm... Well its OVER unless your want your Tax's to keep raising and you keep getting less services and more TEARS...I for one have a BIG MOUTH and don't mind Voicing my OPINION, in Fact I do go to County meetings and SPEAK MY PEACE, You should also. UNITED WE WIN, DIVIDED WE FALL.... You can keep on whinning or get off your ass and do something..Write your leaders, go to meeting, Voice your opinions, don't just sit there with your finger up your butt....

By Now many of you have heard about the Deputy that was attacked

while making an Arrest, you will see more and more of these attacks

on the average citizen and Law Enforcement. These are the very

Terrorist that I have been blogging about, They cross our southern

most  Border with HOMELAND SECURITY & GOVERNMENT

approval everyday. Many of you think that I'm over reactting or just

reading to much between the lines.. Folks I'm telling you to do

everything you can to protect yourself and your families. The Police

and Government Can't do it, Nor do they want to... With our

Government dedicating more & more of our money in BENFITS to

these TERRORIST'S we don't stand a sam's chance in Hell unless we

prepare ourself's...

What are your feeling??  Can the Police & Government Protect us???