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Watch me while you can.....
May 24, 2007 | 3:57 PM
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...because I'm shrinking.

At my bi-decade physical my very able doctor informed me that I'm a half-inch shorter and four pounds heavier than my last physical.  By my math I will become an oompah-loompah by the year 2025.

Heavier I understand, but shorter? I never really thought that happened. I'm quite certain I will not be America's next top model.

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Papillon read my blog view my photos
May 24, 2007 | 4:19 PM

I'm pretty sure that Oompa Loompas are orange, Ted, so I think you're safe!
:)


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antmarta read my blog view my photos
May 24, 2007 | 7:23 PM

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jgravelle read my blog view my photos
May 24, 2007 | 7:30 PM

Oompa-Loompa doompa dee doo
I've got an ed-i-tor-yal for you
Ommpa-Loompa doompa dah dee
Right after this
Don't touch that T.V.

Now, here is Vince
with the weather for you
Kat's lookin' good
(and she's wearin' pants too!)
Pip's got the sports
alla 'bout the Brew Crew
Hicks, in the rest room
(Nummmm-berrrrr twoooooooo?)
I don't like the looks of it!

Oompa-loompa here's my re-port
Been to the doc and he says that I'm short
If your luck-y you can see me
Life size on your ...
Thirty-six inch ...
Oompa-Loompa doompah H.D.T.V!




-jjg
Papillon read my blog view my photos
May 24, 2007 | 8:06 PM

HAHAHA!
prettyinpinks read my blog view my photos
May 24, 2007 | 8:51 PM

JGRAVELLE STRIKES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
wfbdoglover read my blog view my photos
May 24, 2007 | 8:58 PM

JGRAVELLE, you are to much! That was great!
antmarta read my blog view my photos
May 24, 2007 | 9:04 PM

That is REALLY great jgravelle!
Wi_Sports_Fan read my blog view my photos
May 24, 2007 | 9:35 PM

lol...how much time did it take for you to think of that Jgravelle
jgravelle read my blog view my photos
May 24, 2007 | 10:18 PM

You're all very kind.

...of weird. ;)


-jjg
GITRDONE read my blog view my photos
May 24, 2007 | 10:59 PM

Don't feel bad Ted, my husband has shrunk 3 inches in height in the last 26 1/2 years of marriage. Not that I think it has anything to do with marriage lol! His doctor told him that it has something to do with bone loss. I think it's sorta like osteoperosis. My husband is 49 years old and works with mortar and concrete every day. The doctor says that those two things contributed greatly to his arthritis as well. He said that my husband should be on a really good calcium suppliment to prevent further damage.
Blessed_Angel read my blog view my photos
May 25, 2007 | 12:55 AM

I had thoracic surgery almost 10 years ago and I grew 2 more inches since then.Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket But, my feet grew too.Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

The doctors said I probably had the melon sized since I was a kid, but weren't sure if it caused the stunted growth.
Katbird read my blog view my photos
May 25, 2007 | 1:20 AM

ZingFu
Make your own Zing!
prettyinpinks read my blog view my photos
May 25, 2007 | 7:30 AM

Yikes, with Brad's big head, Katrina forgetting her pants, and your shrinkage, it's been kinda a weird week.

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Ted: Hey Bart, what's the weather like up there?
Katrina: Cold. And drafty. Reeally really drafty.
Bart: I'd love to tell ya there, Ted, but I can't see. And Brad's head interfered with the satelittes when he was out grilling, so. . .
Brad: I've had kinda a bad day, okay?? I can't even use the fancy shmancy new bathrooms because my head won't fit in the door!
Ted: Hey Pip, when's the next Brewer's game?
Tom P: Well . . . it's today.
Ted: I might have encountered a slight problem in catching the game ball.
Brad: Hey no problem! I've taken over Bernie's job. You can sit up on the slide!
Ted: (claps hands) YAAAYYYY!!!!
Katbird read my blog view my photos
May 25, 2007 | 7:42 AM

We all must be very, very bored lately!!
LOL!!
Well, soon the festivals start and we all will be less bored.

Great job jjg and Pretty!!!

Ted, I hate to inform you, but, the grey sideburns, shortening spine and slow reaction time (missing the foulball) are all part of aging. I'm almost 45 years old and I've noticed many of these changes. Don't worry....when you're 60 and still reporting for us, we will make it a point to pat you on the head and tell you you're still doing well. Of course, you won't hear us, but you'll know we still love you.
jgravelle read my blog view my photos
May 25, 2007 | 9:47 AM

Do they make an anchor-booster seat?

Find out what Katie Couric's sitting on...


-jjg
slimfox read my blog view my photos
May 25, 2007 | 10:05 AM

Ted in 20 years:
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kittylady read my blog
May 25, 2007 | 10:11 AM

Ted, was your doctor's appointment in the afternoon? Last year, I had an afternoon appointment and supposedly shrunk an inch. This year, I went in the morning and I was my usual 5' 7". Also, slouching at your desk all day can make it appear worse. So unless they know you're not getting enough calcium, I wouldn't worry too much about shrinking.

My 74 year old dad is about two inches shorter than me. I originally caught up to him in high school and we were the same height for quite a long time, so maybe you won't become an oompah loompah after all. At least not until you're really old!
Katbird read my blog view my photos
May 25, 2007 | 11:52 AM

LOL Slim!!!!

We'll steal a booster from a restaurant!!
jen24 read my blog view my photos
May 25, 2007 | 2:03 PM

Ted you absolutely crack me up. I love your blogs and I absoltely love your Ted Takes on the news. I stay up just to watch it!

xoxoxox
jen24 read my blog view my photos
May 25, 2007 | 2:04 PM

or Teds Take.....errr...you get the idea.
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