Jen_Lada's Blog

What the Brewers should do is appeal to Allan H. Bud Selig, the commissioner of baseball to play half of their games against the San Francisco Giants. The Brewers seem to do quite well against the Giants. Against others team, eh... not so good. Selig used to be an owner of the Brewers and Wendy might have connections to the team yet, so who knows? At least they can try.

Sadly, it's beginning to look that way. What the Brewers should do is trade "bag of potato chips" (e.g., Eric Gagne) and his $10 million dollar salary back to Boston and receive something of value for him. How about trading Gagne and a player to be named later (somebody else who sucks, fill in the blank) for a six month's supply of Boston Creme Pie, some of their baked beans, and a season long supply of clam chowder. The Brewers, of course, can divy up the shipment of food amongst their ballplayers depending on who sucks the least at any given moment.